(note: I am challenging myself to write every day for 30 days. What follows may not necessarily be interesting or even coherent. Parental discretion is advised.)
Giza! … Huh, uh. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! uh, huh huhhhh.
Oh Great Pyramid, what secrets rests within your beautiful blocky body? Why is it that 4,500 years later you still mystify, still boggle, still remain that ever elusive sexy monument of almost criminal mystique?
Well, I’ll tell you why it still mystifies, because we still haven’t figured what the darn thing is supposed to be for.
The above image is from 2017 in which a team of “specialists” placed a few plates around the base of the Great Pyramid and did a little something called a Muon scan, which is … uh, well, I’ll leave this description here:
Muon tomography is a technique that uses cosmic ray muons to generate three-dimensional images of volumes using information contained in the Coulomb scattering of the muons. … Another application is the usage of muon tomography to monitor potential underground sites used for carbon sequestration.
Now that we’ve cleared up what Muon scanning means and involves using simple layman terms (carbon sequestration) — we’re ready to speculate once again, what the purpose of the Great Pyramid and these chambers could be for.
Originally the narrative as set by Egyptologists is that the Great Pyramid of Giza was constructed around 2560 BC by a small city of slaves who used ramps and ropes to haul 2.3 million blocks of expertly cut granite to create a pyramidal structure intended to be used as a tomb for the Pharaoh known as Khufu.
Yeah, this is about as believable as a handful of magic beans that grow into tall stalks which can then be climbed into the sky past the clouds, where a giant lives in his castle and sparkly treasures of all kinds await.
Sighs.
At the moment, the narrative has slightly revised itself. No longer do we accept that thousands of disgruntled non-unionized slaves built the Great Pyramid but Egyptologists continue to maintain that it was built as a tomb. Despite no mummy ever being found (mummies were buried in the Valley of the Kings) and in spite of a lack of hieroglyphics or decorations inside.
Oh, and the fact that if you look at this picture, there is no way the interior was designed for human occupation, let alone constructed in such a way that humans could wander about freely. There isn’t even wheelchair accessibility.
Observe.
Quite impressive. I didn’t think a seven-year old could draw that well.
But really, this doesn’t make any sense to me as a tomb. Okay… So, a sarcophagus was found in the “King’s Chamber” which looked like this:
The dimensions are listed as being 6.49ft in length, 2.2ft in width and 2.86ft in depth. You could definitely shove a few bodies in there but is it a tomb? Does it look like the resting place of a great ruler? Particularly one who spent over twenty years constructing what is arguably the title-holder as the greatest wonder of the world?
That stone box is where Khufu is going to be chilling for all of eternity? Twenty years of construction and unimaginable amounts of resources for this plain old box?
No. Clearly this was not built as a tomb. There is no ornamentation, no hieroglyphs, no offerings to the dead and again… these dead peeps were all buried in the Valley of Kings which looked like a great place to decompose.
Now that’s more like it. Wrap me up in bandages son, I’m ready to leave this planet.
With the discovery of a new hidden chamber inside the Great Pyramid, we have to discard the (dumb) hypothesis of the pyramid being a tomb and explore alternative theories for answers instead.
Some of what I’ve heard over the years as a huge fan of Pyramidal conspiracy theories include:
The Great pyramid was created by aliens that looked like lobsters and was first built from top to bottom (Mark L. Prophet)
It was created for the purpose of initiation. (extremely popular theory)
It was created by aliens as a device for healing (often goes hand in hand with the initiation theory).
The Great Pyramid really was intended for time-traveling and was created by human beings in the future. (the late Stephen Hawking suggested that this could be correct)
The movie Stargate depicts the Great Pyramid as a wireless docking station for spaceships. (also got the alien healing device tech in there)
The pyramid was created to align the energies of the Earth and create a Christ Consciousness grid. (no, this isn’t made up)
But the most interesting theory of them all is that the Great Pyramid as well as its little buddies, were power plants designed to create and harness electrical power.
Yeah, this is the deep end folks. You might want to take a minute and get your water wings on.
Now while I am cynical in the most skeptical of ways, I have to admit that the power plant idea makes an unusual amount of sense. I say this with mild reluctance, but after many years of exploring the subject and looking for answers, this explanation seems to have the most evidence going for it.
The way I’ve reasoned it, is that clearly the pyramids were of great importance and they were not tombs. They also weren’t designed for human occupation, movement or comfort. Moving around inside is difficult and no chairs or bathrooms have ever been found.
So therefore the pyramids were designed for utilitarian reasons. Humans were not expected to be inside.
And, coupled with what I’ve researched over the years, one of the more compelling things to know about is that back around the time of their construction, the Pyramids were placed alongside the Nile river.
The above image shows the theoretical placement of the Great Pyramid and its babies before the Nile receded a substantial distance away over the centuries.
The subterranean shaft which has confused Egyptologists for so long makes sense in this context if it was designed to reach the depths of the Nile.
Now… Why would such an immense structure be needed alongside a body of water with a shaft that goes right to the bottom of the river?
Because then it would theoretically be able to draw water inside.
Imagine if you will, water being drawn up into the pyramid by way of these shafts. But why? What can be done with this? Not like people were going inside for showers.
The principle building block of the pyramids has been granite and granite contains a large amount of quartz.
What are the properties of quartz? Have yourself a look at this:
Its usefulness [granite] can be linked to its physical and chemical properties. It has a hardness of seven on the Mohs Scale which makes it very durable. It is chemically inert in contact with most substances. It has electrical properties and heat resistance that make it valuable in electronic products.
Valuable in electronic products. Heat resistance. Okay, but what are these electrical properties being mentioned?
Quartz can produce an electrical reaction. Minerals with this ability are called piezoelectric. The electrical reaction can be created by applying a charge, physical stress, or heat. Quartz is also distinguished as a gem that is capable of triboluminescence, or the ability to create light under pressure. This mystery light is not electricity in the form that we know it, but it is often mistaken as such. The most prominent scientific theory is that it is caused by the separation of chemical and electrical bonds.
Quartz produces an electrical reaction when heat, mechanical stress or a charge is applied. It also produces a phenomenon called triboluminescence which looks like this:
Spooky isn’t it? That’s a Lifesavers candy after being struck with a hammer. Don’t ask me why it didn’t shatter. That’s another topic to be discussed.
Now, what could produce a tremendous amount of force upon quartz? Well, an immense amount of water certainly could cause an electrical reaction. Over three million blocks of granite worth.
Couple this with the fact that originally, the Great Pyramid was encased by blocks of limestone. It was thought that back then, the polished limestone could have been seen far and wide while reflecting the light of the sun. Likely to blinding effect.
You can imagine the awe of someone seeing these structures for the first time, 4,000 years ago before the limestone fell apart and was removed by lazy Islamists who used them to build mosques. The pyramids would have been beyond breathtaking to someone who spent most of their life accustomed to living in small huts and villages.
So what does limestone do then? Not much, other than to reflect the heat of the sun and keep the temperature inside the pyramid cool.
It also would protect the granite blocks from damage. Why is this important? Think about how close the blocks are together.
It looks to me that the reason each of those stones were cut so precisely and fit together perfectly is to ensure a tight seal. If water was being contained and directed inside the pyramid, it makes sense why these blocks are so massive and shaped the way they are
Using water as mechanical stress to create an electrical reaction from quartz is scientifically proven and makes sense. The upward shafts angling up and away from the core of the pyramid could be a means of pressure-relief from whatever energy is generated inside. Triboluminescence, a phenomenon that is poorly understood — is then created when such a reaction occurs, which helps in explaining a photo like this:
That is a replica of the Great Pyramid complete with a baby capstone. The photograph shows a clear vortex or DNA-helix output of energy emanating from up top. It has been theorized that if the Great Pyramid were to produce any sort of electrical reaction, it would look a lot like this.
There are other photos online of pyramids shooting stuff out, but who knows how legitimate those are. People shoot stuff out from themselves all the time. Mostly men.
So… Energy shoots out the top of the pyramid. But what is it used for? Is it really a docking station for alien craft? A means of communication to a planet somewhere in the constellation of Orion? I don’t know. I also don’t know how water could be pumped up from the bottom of the Nile through these shafts. But it makes sense for water to be involved in some capacity. Too much sense, as my intuition informs me.
What I do know is that pyramids are a great mystery. There are hundreds of them all around the world and their purpose and properties are still being studied and argued upon. One thing for sure however, is that they were not designed as tombs or monuments simply to be gawked at. They all serve some type of purpose related to energy. What that purpose is, is anybody’s guess.
Regarding the newly discovered hidden chamber and the reason for these chambers — having gaps throughout the interior would help in keeping the structure stable. If the Great Pyramid was indeed a power generating device, the energy being built up inside would be enormous and needs space to flow through.
Who knows man.
Wireless docking stations.
Phew. Day #29 in the bag. Had to rush this one folks. Sorry.
TO BE CONTINUED
